idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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