Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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