I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
tell me about the fingering
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