How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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