I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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