i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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