Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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