We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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