32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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