when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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