Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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