this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Randomize
