We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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