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(510): View more from California

Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you

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(812): View more from Indiana

They have edible shot glasses at target.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

There really is a God.

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(315): View more from New York

Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.

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(949): View more from California

I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?

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(248): View more from Michigan

in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.

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