you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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