Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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