I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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