Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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