Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Randomize
