is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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