I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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