and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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