Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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