And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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