Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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