They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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