More tranny stories later!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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