I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
