I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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