I wanna bring you to show and tell
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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