found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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