since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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