She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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