Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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