Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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