umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
