And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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