her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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