she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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