No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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