Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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