no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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