I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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