Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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