I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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