This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Never joke about your clitoris.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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