This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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