only if we run a train.
done.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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