If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
