dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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