If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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