I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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