That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Enjoy the penises
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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