Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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