im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So vagazzling was a success
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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