dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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